HEY-LLO -- HEY-EY-EY-EY-LLO
( what'da hell's wrong with this cell phone?)

GREY - CHEVROLET, HAUL AWAY, BILL TO PAY
PERFECT DAY- ME SAY HEY-EY-EY-LL NO
(what'da heck's wrong with this tracfone?)

WORK ALRIGHT - TIL I CALL SOMEONE
(day might come when me buy smartphone)
CRAP ANTENNA - SHIT FOR POWER, MAN
(day might come, grant me big fat loan)

DONE MISSED A CALL AGAIN,
DRIVING ME BANANAS
(day might come, blue-tooth in ear sewn)
DONE MISSED A CALL AGAIN,
GOT NO CALLING PLANNA
(day might come, get me slick ringtone)

LOSE-SIX CALL, SEVEN CALL - EIGHT'S MY HUNCH
(day might come, you won't see me moan)
TEN CALL, 'LEVEN CALL - TWELVE BY LUNCH
(day might come, you won't hear me groan)

AIN'T - AIN'T O-KAY-AY-AY - NO
(day might come, there won't be dead zone)
THEY - ON E-BAY, ANDALE, DON' DELAY
(day might come, soon they all be gone)

ON SUITABLE MONTH - ME WRITE DEAR SANTA
(sleigh might come, reindeer night she's flown)
MILK AND COOKIES - RED SUIT EXPANDA
(gay sprite come or he might send clone)

IT'S NO GUT, LEATHER BOOT,
STEPPED ON - CRUNCH
(day might come, rid pain from headbone)
GIVE HOOT, DON’T POLLUTE,
HATE WHOLE – BUNCH
(day might come, can of trash get thrown)

PAY - ME PAID WAY -AY - AY LOW
(day might come, sit on golden throne)
PLAY - ON BROADWAY, CABARET, PAY VALET
(day might come, dig up huge gemstone)

I'M JUST A SIMPLE MAN - WEARING OLD BANDANA
(day might come, few fine things me own)
LONG MISSED A GIRL I KISSED - DOWN LOUISIANA
(day might come, phone and eyes no roam)

MAY-GO... STAY-AY-AY-NO...
(take right thumb, hitch ride parts unknown)
SAY - WORDS TO SAY - AJANTE - WORLDS TO PLAY
HIT HIGHWAY - HAVE NICE DAY AY AY - O
(tail light bum, like E.T. - phone home)