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Song Parodies -> "You're So Phonesome I Could Cry"
Original Song Title:
"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hank Williams
Parody Song Title:
"You're So Phonesome I Could Cry"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Yesterday, the King of Rock. Today, the King of Country. He also thinks this person is a royal pain.
Did you hit that lonesome whippoorwill?
Around you, he can't fly.
It's hit and lame, and chirping low.
And you're so phonesome I could cry.
Did you ever have a talk so long
your exit you drove by?
Your brain, it seems inside a cloud.
And you're so phonesome I could cry.
Did you ever hit a cow or sheep?
Bring tears to farmer's eye?
That isn't something I'd forgive.
And you're so phonesome I could cry.
The silence is a big relief.
Your battery did die.
And as I see you crash your car
you're so phonesome you could cry.
Around you, he can't fly.
It's hit and lame, and chirping low.
And you're so phonesome I could cry.
Did you ever have a talk so long
your exit you drove by?
Your brain, it seems inside a cloud.
And you're so phonesome I could cry.
Did you ever hit a cow or sheep?
Bring tears to farmer's eye?
That isn't something I'd forgive.
And you're so phonesome I could cry.
The silence is a big relief.
Your battery did die.
And as I see you crash your car
you're so phonesome you could cry.
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Another excellent tale of phoneness!
Hey Sir Pacholek, what is it with your sudden interest in phones? Do you have an iPhone or something?
This must be his pet peeve - and everyone elses'. Good warning.
For a moment I thought this song is about the Red Sox and Patriots fans from recent years.
he he
Best Line . . . " your exit drove by " Sir Michael, this is great! and anything by the CountryMeister, old Hank, is delightful. And we'll go . . . ~Honky-Tonkin' 'Round This Town~.
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