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Song Parodies -> "Can't Have No Fun With Gay Guy-os"
Original Song Title:
"Jambalaya (On The Bayou)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hank WIlliams
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Have No Fun With Gay Guy-os"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Oh my oh, I gotta go, wonder why-o,
I didn't know that this bar was full of gay-os,
Bruce and Shawn gettin' it on, me oh my oh,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
Caught my eye, walkin' by this drag queen bimbo,
Looked alright 'til I see that five PM shadow,
Drag queen star, at fruit bar really gay-o,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
Drag queen ho, gay strip show, male hookers cruisin',
Gayfolk wan' make your bum take a bruisin',
yes it's wild, they're beguiled with their way-os,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
Caught my eye, walkin' by this drag queen bimbo,
Looked alright 'til I see that five PM shadow,
Drag queen star, at fruit bar really gay-o,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
Come to town just to down me a few beer-os,
But wound up in this pub full of queer-os,
Drink my beer, out of here with much speed-o,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
Caught my eye, walkin' by this drag queen bimbo,
Looked alright 'til I see that five PM shadow,
Drag queen star, at fruit bar really gay-o,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
I didn't know that this bar was full of gay-os,
Bruce and Shawn gettin' it on, me oh my oh,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
Caught my eye, walkin' by this drag queen bimbo,
Looked alright 'til I see that five PM shadow,
Drag queen star, at fruit bar really gay-o,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
Drag queen ho, gay strip show, male hookers cruisin',
Gayfolk wan' make your bum take a bruisin',
yes it's wild, they're beguiled with their way-os,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
Caught my eye, walkin' by this drag queen bimbo,
Looked alright 'til I see that five PM shadow,
Drag queen star, at fruit bar really gay-o,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
Come to town just to down me a few beer-os,
But wound up in this pub full of queer-os,
Drink my beer, out of here with much speed-o,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
Caught my eye, walkin' by this drag queen bimbo,
Looked alright 'til I see that five PM shadow,
Drag queen star, at fruit bar really gay-o,
Son of a gun, can't have no fun with gay guy-os.
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Gay Guy? Coming out on AmIRight? And why would a straight guy sit in a gay bar wearing a speedo? Isn't that looking for trouble? (Heh-heh.) Love the 'fruit bar' bit. Very funny.
You can't possibly expect anyone to believe you're straight, can you? I've never seen someone so far in the closet in my life. Come out already!
Fun parody, Guy...I love to sing it...5's
Brilliant, Guy-o!
wow. interesting point of view.lol awesome parody. 5s
And that's the way that Guy wants it to stay, and he always wants it to be that way, me-oh-my-oh. Oh, me-oh-my-oh.
LMAO!
this is great !....if hank wasn't dead, this woulda killed him....5s
you gave me something to laugh about today, Guy
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