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Original Song Title:

"Civil War"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Big Storm"

Parody Written by:

Chris

The Lyrics

About the 2003 flood we had by a pineapple express storm that came in from the south. I didn't live near the flood, but i herd the news. Now i live near the flood and i see how much it rains here and im getting annoyed so i wrote this to make fun of all the rain telling the story of the 2003 flood from the people that lived near and in it point of view.
"What we've got here is.. a low coming in.
The front we just wont miss.
So we get what we have her all month.
Which isn't what we want.
Well we get it!
N' i dont like it anymore then you teacher!

Look at the big front coming.
Look at the sky its clouding
Look at the blue sky leaving.
The way it allways left before.

Look at the temps is bringing.
Look at the moisture its feeding.
Look at the sunshine leaving.
The way it allways left before.

My yard is wet!
The storm comes in from the south.
and the rain comes down with big droplets.
for goodness sakes its pouring right.
And all the houses are swept away.
By mud and debres from mountains high.
And roads washed away by the heavy rains.
and history brings the news of the big storm.

It is back again.
When it moved away.
They said "couldnt leave forever"
It is their first memory of floods like this.
I was shocked when herd the news.
Oh i never thought it rained like this.
We got the news stories to remind us all.
That you cant trust clouds .
when there up in the sky.
When every year .
theres allways another flood!

And I dont need no big storm.
It floods the roads and it burries the houses.
The power of the heavy rain.
In big city.
Causes heck.
I dont need no big storm.

Look at roads its flooding.
Look at the river its spilling.
Look at the houses its killing.
The way its allways killed before.
Look at the heck that its caused.
Look at the forecast we follow.
Look at the truth that we hate.
And i dont want updates no more!

My yard is wet!
For all we had has grown my grass.
But still the rain comes down.
with the big droplets.
for goodness sakes still pouring right.
And more houses are swept away.
By mud and debries from mountains high.
And roads washed away by the heavy rains.
And history tells the story of the big storm!

We write up evacuation notices.
Signed by city officials.
For saftey we create a notice.
Then we give that notice.
As another storm advances.
Floods are closer.

And I dont need no big storm.
It floods the roads and it burries the houses.
The power of the heavy rain.
In big city.
Causes heck.
And I dont need no big storm.
I dont need no big storm.
I dont need no big storm.
The power of the heavy rain.
In big city.
Causes heck.
I dont need no big storm.
I dont need one more storm.

I dont need one more storm.
Why's it so wet here anyway?




























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Red Ant - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Hard song to parody... funny idea. The pacing and rhyming needed a bit more work, but a solid effort. 444

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