Oh, Lydia, oh Lydia, she gave men Chlamydia
Lydia, the naughty lady
Victims, guys unwise, the poor souls,
Tainted four souls, likely more souls..
Lydia, oh Lydia, for fifteen would diddle ya
Oh, Lydia's The Queen of bad screw
On her back, forty years, now she's sixty-two
Worked near army camps for the red, white, and blue
You can burn a lot from Lydia!

La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la

When her robe was unfurled - was infecting the world
Spreading STD's 'round Delaware
Her disease you can't see. burns to pee, gets itchee
No washes, just tosses her belly, there

La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la

Oh,Lydia oh, Lydia, you'll fall sick from Lydia
Lydia, the shady lady
If you've seen her, you need testing
On your bod, bad bugs are nesting
Lydia, Oh Lydia, she'll tempt ya' and titty ya'
Yes, Lydia's the cause of it all
Her two boobs are code blue, a bacteria mass,
Better save the Viagra, and tell her you'll pass
It's best to steer clear of this dangerous lass
You could get a rash from Lydia!

La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la

Vice squad set her up, and brought her down with a sting lay
Thought jail'd put an end to her bad bling bling way
But that drama mama, like some queen of thespians
Still spreads it - in jail, gives it to lesbians

La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la

Wears an orange jump suit, instead of lace nylon
And that suit's rightly named, female cellmates pile on
Tho' they stuff her with antibiotics,
Losing battle against her narcotics

La-la-la...la-la-la
La-la-la...la-la-la

Lydia, oh Lydia, the world can't get rid a' ya'
Oh Lydia still infects 'em all
She sneaks with male visitors, they think, a treat
Find out when they go, later on, itchy heat
The old gal goes down, but not in defeat,
This prison, ain't buried Lydia!

I said, Lydia...
(He said, Lydia)
Tough stays Lyrida
Tainted Lydia, la la !

la la !