I sit around just to remember who I am
Wish me when I could wish you would
Shaking my arse just for a bit
I'm sick of the same old history
Up the house with Henry Rollins
And I'm a TV Party

Bite my arm and self harm
Take me away to California
Wish me now for a week or three
And I see who I am

Stuart Maconie used to babysit me then
Call him grandad, I hope you don't please
It's weird that I'm such a twat
I wish I left myself alone
Pete Townsend is coming up, oh my lord

Bite my arm and self harm my girlfriend
Wish me we'll like Facebook
Some say quick and I don't mind
Well, I look like Billie Joe Armstrong

I've got no lifetime achievement
Where is my Stuart Maconie
He is the one and only
Smashing up my Zen Arcade

I'm not allowed to go on my iTunes anymore
I downloaded accidentally Siamese Dream
It's where my Dookie is OK
I miss myself trying to sing 'Pulling Teeth'
And I look like you

Bite myself and I don't know why
Richey Edwards did it with Lamacq
Just because i self harm doesn't make read
Bite myself and wish me we'll
Mary Anne Hobbs is coming to bed tonight
Must be, must be, must be nice to her
Or I'll kick her in the arse