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Song Parodies -> "You Won't Survive"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Survive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gloria Gaynor
Parody Song Title:
"You Won't Survive"
Parody Written by:
Nick Wolf
The Lyrics
This is my own parody of the song "I Will Survive" called "You Won't Survive". I am putting this song and others on a CD i made called "Hitler Hits: Volume 1". Make sure you leave a comment on how you think about it!
First you weren't afraid
You were Petrified
You kept on thinking that you were
going to survive
But you spent many years
thinking I was wrong
But the more you thought
the more I got strong
And so your back
You stupid race
I just came in hear to find you
with that Jewish Hook nose on your face.
I should have put you in the chamber.
I should have thrown away the key.
If I just knew for a second that you'd be back to threaten me
So go now go right through that door.
And pretty soon now
your race will be no more
Werent you the one who tried to beg for your life
You think I'd listen
But then I stabbed you with a knife
Yes its true
You wont Survive
As long as I am in power
You jews will Die and Die
I've got all my camps to fill
I've got all my jews to kill
You won't survive
You Won't survive (Heil Heil)
It took all the Men I had
To kill you all
I'd line you up at a cliff
And make sure you would fall
I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling up myslelf
You used to cry
And beg to die
Yes its true
Durring world war 2
Your that chained up jewish girl
With a family that died too
Then I felt like dropping bombs
As you were hopping to be free
But now im saving my weapons
For World War 3
Werent you the one who tried to beg for your life
You think I'd listen
But then I stabbed you with a knife
Yes its true
You wont Survive
As long as I am in power
You jews will Die and Die
I've got all my camps to fill
I've got all my jews to kill
You wont survive
Your wont survive
So go now go right through that door.
And pretty soon
your race will be now more
Werent you the one who tried to beg for your life
You think I'd listen
But then I stabbed you with a knife
Oh not you
You wont Survive
As long as I am in power
You jews will Die and Die
I've got all my camps to fill
I've got all my jews to kill
You won't survive...
You Won't survive......
YOU WON'T SURVIVE!!!
You were Petrified
You kept on thinking that you were
going to survive
But you spent many years
thinking I was wrong
But the more you thought
the more I got strong
And so your back
You stupid race
I just came in hear to find you
with that Jewish Hook nose on your face.
I should have put you in the chamber.
I should have thrown away the key.
If I just knew for a second that you'd be back to threaten me
So go now go right through that door.
And pretty soon now
your race will be no more
Werent you the one who tried to beg for your life
You think I'd listen
But then I stabbed you with a knife
Yes its true
You wont Survive
As long as I am in power
You jews will Die and Die
I've got all my camps to fill
I've got all my jews to kill
You won't survive
You Won't survive (Heil Heil)
It took all the Men I had
To kill you all
I'd line you up at a cliff
And make sure you would fall
I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling up myslelf
You used to cry
And beg to die
Yes its true
Durring world war 2
Your that chained up jewish girl
With a family that died too
Then I felt like dropping bombs
As you were hopping to be free
But now im saving my weapons
For World War 3
Werent you the one who tried to beg for your life
You think I'd listen
But then I stabbed you with a knife
Yes its true
You wont Survive
As long as I am in power
You jews will Die and Die
I've got all my camps to fill
I've got all my jews to kill
You wont survive
Your wont survive
So go now go right through that door.
And pretty soon
your race will be now more
Werent you the one who tried to beg for your life
You think I'd listen
But then I stabbed you with a knife
Oh not you
You wont Survive
As long as I am in power
You jews will Die and Die
I've got all my camps to fill
I've got all my jews to kill
You won't survive...
You Won't survive......
YOU WON'T SURVIVE!!!
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If this is what you really believe, then you're gonna end up meeting Hitler in hell. If it's an attempt at satire, then take it somewhere else.
There is nothing funny about murdering 6 million Jewish people. "Hogan's Heroes" went off the air 30 years ago. Mr. Wolf should take the hint.
Six Million 1's. Collect your cyanide capsule on the way out.
I won't vote on this because with that thinking you don't even derserve 1's, just a disgusted comment from me. What poor pitiful thinking, even if satire. It doesn't belong here at all.
I'm not religious, but murder. . .murder? I'm sorry guy--but that's kinda scary and I'm a very open minded person. . .I hope you were submitting this because of a bad taste day, not because it's how you feel. . .if it is how you feel, I hope you don't act on this rage...the government wouldn't find it funny either.
I'm sorry but I don't think genocide is hilarious. Try a different subject and we'll probably be laughing with you. ;)
4-1-1. The 1/8th Jew in me says this is Anti-Semitic crap. The 7/8th shiksa in me says anything which can be understood wrong, will be understood wrong. While this apparently was an attempt on Hitler's ghost to swear revenge beyond the grave, this simply was not funny. Four for pacing, ones for being tasteless.
ccccrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was ok
..........................................................................................I understand how you might think that this would be funny.................but it's kind of not. Sorry.
This one could have been better but you might have got lost on the way. With the threat Iran holds in its power of finishing what Hitler started by destroying the Jews and a few others on the way, you might have mentioned that. Or Saddam Hussein and Iraq where an atomic bomb factory was neatly eliminated (by Israel) . That was back in 1983 perhaps?! You aren't really a Jew-hating skinhead tattooed swastika stinkingdrunk wifebeating obesechildmolesting pignosed garbage can, ARE YOU?!
Since the pacing was horribly off, and you're no Mel Brooks, this song kinda sucked dude...
Correction, Mike: Hitler is in a place worse than hell, and it's called Taxachusetts. However, it has nothing to do with Masachusetts, the name is only a coincidence.
You are one sick guy. Do yourself a favor and get some help. There's always hope if you seek proper treatment.
the god of War, oh mighty Thor!
If this is you Nick A what did your mother do to you and your lil bro. I dont want to know. why dont you try ro show some love, when push comes ro shove then you will know WHO IS YOUR DADDY JBO.. SON OF SAM......
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