bought a new toy,
it goes exactly where you poo poo
it's long but not wide
you have to jam it inside
have to be new,
don't want to cover it with poo poo
you'll scream out for more
so get down on all 4's

all the boring stuff has made me crazy, made me want more
some ben wah stuff, some buzzies, kama sutra reports
lets be getting jiggy,
then we'll buy a biggy
get back to the fun again.. make me a man

I'll get you drunk just like a skunk, we'll take it too far
the nipple clips, and handcuffs with the frills are too far
bondage is on monday, tie you up till sunday
ooh then baby maybe we have gone way too far

am I so whacked?
is pain a game or a vacation,
time has erased, the funy smiles in our place
it's in there.. high
we'll show ourselves an actual turtled gnome
do you have to poo poo?
somebody called on the phone
for cow style just say moo moo
and I'll lock you up inside our home