Dialogue 16



SCATHE
Yes, let's clean up AmIRight forever from these from lewd spoofs


K1CHYD
(doing his best Jack Nicholson)
Lewd Spoofs! You can't handle lewd spoofs! Son, we live in a world that has balls, and those balls have to be guarded by men with puns


SCATHE
er, ye-es..we've been saying that from the outset, K1CHYD – so what's your point?


K1CHYD
well, no point really, or context either, but it was such a good line, Stu said I could put it in


ADAM E
(standing up)
Well in that case, Well Said K1CHYD! - and well said pretty well everyone tonight. And so Gentlemen – let's rest for the morrow, whence we shall surely return AmIRight to its rightful state of purity. Tally Ho!


ALL
Tally Ho!


ALL THE MEN LEAVE EXCEPT NJ. MICHAEL, WHO SITS ALONE STARING INTO THE FIRE. THE LIGHTS DIM AND PRINCESS ARWEN ENTERS, SITS NEXT TO HER FIANCEE' MICHAEL, AND TAKES HIS HAND ]



SONG 17
Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after a 36 -second intro):
"I'm Called Little Buttercup"

Parody by Stuart McArthur
:
"I'm Called Princess Arwen"


ARWEN
I'm called Princess Arwen – a godsend to Darwin
a triumph of Evolution
I'm known for my beauty – I'm such a blonde cutie
Dear MP, it's me whom you've won

So heed well, MP, my fears - don't be a hero, please
come back and make me a wife
Those lewd dudes give me shivers – if you die I'll live a
sad pouting miserable life

I knitted you socks but then I spilt Radox on them
Then I tripped over a sleigh
Of my love that must be proof (although, in honest truth
I do that ev-ery day)

I hope those lewd writers will get smooshed like spiders
so, raising the flag, will be you
but if you get killed, my love, I guess that I will just
go back and hang with Dumb Sue