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Song Parodies -> "Three Bully Boys"
Original Song Title:
"Three Little Maids"
Original Performer:
Gilbert & Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"Three Bully Boys"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
If life were fair...
THE THREE.
Three bully boys from school are we
Big on the football team are we
Gonna pick on all nerds we see
Three bully boys from school
DUM-DUM. Causing pain is a source of fun. (Chuckle)
DEEP-DO. Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (Chuckle)
TEDDY-MING. Leg's getting broke, we've just begun! (Chuckle)
THE THREE.
Three bully boys from school!
Three bully boys rule iron fisted
Beat up the ones we think limp-wristed
Name on the wall in spray paint listed
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys from school
DUM-DUM. One bully boy flunking out, Dum-Dum
DEEP-DO. Two bully boys always drinking rum
TEDDY-MING. Three bully boys go through life quite numb.
THE THREE.
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys from school
DUM-DUM. From three bully boys put one away.
DEEP-DO. Two bully boys remain, and they--
TEDDY-MING. Won't have to wait to get old and grey—
THE THREE
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys now have been buried
Sometimes the guns in school are carried
By the same nerds and gays they harried
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys from school are we
Big on the football team are we
Gonna pick on all nerds we see
Three bully boys from school
DUM-DUM. Causing pain is a source of fun. (Chuckle)
DEEP-DO. Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (Chuckle)
TEDDY-MING. Leg's getting broke, we've just begun! (Chuckle)
THE THREE.
Three bully boys from school!
Three bully boys rule iron fisted
Beat up the ones we think limp-wristed
Name on the wall in spray paint listed
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys from school
DUM-DUM. One bully boy flunking out, Dum-Dum
DEEP-DO. Two bully boys always drinking rum
TEDDY-MING. Three bully boys go through life quite numb.
THE THREE.
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys from school
DUM-DUM. From three bully boys put one away.
DEEP-DO. Two bully boys remain, and they--
TEDDY-MING. Won't have to wait to get old and grey—
THE THREE
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys now have been buried
Sometimes the guns in school are carried
By the same nerds and gays they harried
Three bully boys from school
Three bully boys from school
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Excellent, Rick :-)
Bully-bashing is just so RIGHT. Good job.
Clever and topical, especially in the wake of Klebold's mother being interviewed.
thanks for the gilbert and sullivan fix this morning....
grea tstuff Rick keep those G and S parodies comin...
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