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Song Parodies -> "Blatter, Sepp Blatter"
Original Song Title:
"Willow Tit Willow"
Original Performer:
Gilbert & Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"Blatter, Sepp Blatter"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Bitter, me? Of course not...
Out in Zurich, at FIFA a little Swiss tit
Called Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
Said "We're not corrupt, no not one little bit"
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
And the Russian bid, though it's a risky affair
They've no stadia to play in (well, maybe a pair)
Yet, still we think that the World Cup should be there
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
No hint of corruption, no deals have been done
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
Can only have been that the best bid has won
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
And 2022, the best bid we're sure
Is a place where the footballers can't even score
But with buckets of money, yes moolah galore
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
It isn't a problem they've nowhere to play
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
And only one tenth enough hotels to stay
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
Cause they've got ten years to build where they're playin'
And then when it's all over, knock 'em down again
Miss out on these contracts? You think I'm insane?
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
Called Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
Said "We're not corrupt, no not one little bit"
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
And the Russian bid, though it's a risky affair
They've no stadia to play in (well, maybe a pair)
Yet, still we think that the World Cup should be there
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
No hint of corruption, no deals have been done
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
Can only have been that the best bid has won
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
And 2022, the best bid we're sure
Is a place where the footballers can't even score
But with buckets of money, yes moolah galore
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
It isn't a problem they've nowhere to play
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
And only one tenth enough hotels to stay
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
Cause they've got ten years to build where they're playin'
And then when it's all over, knock 'em down again
Miss out on these contracts? You think I'm insane?
Said Blatter, Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter
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I would say that Sepp Blatter is ruining football... but I'm an American, so, instead, I'll say that Sepp Blatter is ruining soccer. All together, Phil: "There were ten German bombers in the air... "
Thanks, Michael, for being the only bod to drop in and comment on this paean to M. Blatter.. It's a shame in a way: he's been an a****** for such a long time, but because I've only got round to saying it now it just looks like sour grapes.
..incidentally, did you click on that link in the middle of the song? It is a classic...
..incidentally, did you click on that link in the middle of the song? It is a classic...
Does anyone think the UK were wrong to send David Cameron and Prince William along with David Beckham to represent our bid to host the World Cup?
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