[Super Villain]
I am a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind
I have a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
I live inside a mountain where the super spies will never find
My heinous, evil doomsday ray gun set to wipe out all mankind

I spend my days devising ways to keep my nemeses confined
And thinking up new plots to have the world unto its doom consigned
My deviousness knows no bounds, a new device I have designed
The world is not prepared yet for the master plan I have in mind

[Trusted Lieutenant]
The world is not prepared yet for the master plan he has in mind
The world is not prepared yet for the master plan he has in mind
The world is not prepared yet for the master plan he has in, has in mind

[Super Villain]
My minions spend their time in training for the tasks that I assign
And sometimes I will kill one off because I'm just that way inclined
I have a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
I am a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind

[Trusted Lieutenant]
He has a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
He is a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind


[Super Villain]
I have a school of sharks with lasers mounted on their nasal bits
A massive vat of acid and a snake infested open pit
This place is like a fortress, yes I'm really rather proud of it
Although the stainless ste-el motif's getting on my nerves a bit

The laby-rinthine tunnel network keeps my soldiers quite confused
I do admit the blueprints left me feeling just a bit bemused
But still when asked for maps I have to less than subtl-y refuse
'cause watching them look for an exit always keeps me well amused

'cause watching them look for an exit always keeps him well amused
'cause watching them look for an exit always keeps him well amused
'cause watching them look for an exit always keeps him well a, well amused

I have a little button on my super villain's super chair
So when the heroes reach me I can send 'em flying through the air
I have a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
I am a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind


[Trusted Lieutenant]
He has a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
He is a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind


[Super Villain]
The CIA and MI6 are always coming after me
They seem to think my plans are somewhat underhand and dastardly
I must say their attempts to capture me are often masterly
Though when the agents visit, I dispose of them quite rapidly

It seems my claims of grandeur are considered with contempt, I see
To think I'm unimportant, though, is pure and utter fallacy
The leaders of the world believe my acts are born of lunacy
They're never quite convinced of my undoubted grand supremacy

[Trusted Lieutenant]
They're never quite convinced of his undoubted grand supremacy
They're never quite convinced of his undoubted grand supremacy
They're never quite convinced of his undoubted grand suprema-premacy

[Super Villain]
My schemes have got a habit, though, of blowing up in front of me
An agent flicked a switch, and now my base is self-destructivy
I have a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
I am a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind


[Trusted Lieutenant]
He has a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
He is a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind


[Both]
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