[Sergeant Reuben ]
Help the pirates screw the songs of acts indecent

[Background Villagers ]
Acts Indecent

[Sergeant Reuben ]
Now the time has come for me to take a stand

[Background Villagers ]
Take a stand

[Sergeant Reuben ]
When Johnny D and Stuey Poo said they need men

[Background Villagers ]
Said they need men

[Sergeant Reuben ]
I volunteered to join their merry band

[Background Villagers ]
Merry band


[Sergeant Reuben ]
When Lewd Submitters pound the site with smutter

[Background Villagers ]
Site with smutter

[Sergeant Reuben ]
When vocabulary duty's to be done

[Background Villagers ]
To be done.

[Sergeant Reuben ]
I'll take one salacious line after another

[Background Villagers ]
Ter another

[Sergeant Reuben ]
And replace it with an awful groaning pun

[Background Villagers ]
Ah!

[Sergeant Reuben ] & [Background Villagers ]
When vocabulary duty's to be done, to be done,
I'll just come up with an awful groaning pun.


[Sergeant Reuben ]
When the Lewd Submitters write songs of my Cindy

[Background Villagers ]
Of my Cindy

[Sergeant Reuben ]
Of erotic acts they banter with a grin

[Background Villagers ]
With a grin

[Sergeant Reuben ]
I'll defend her from the lyrics they print, see

[Background Villagers ]
Rics they print see

[Sergeant Reuben ]
I won't let them commit the Cardinal Cin

[Background Villagers ]
Cardinal Cin


[Sergeant Reuben ]
Fight the Lewd Ones songs of jumping on my mother

[Background Villagers ]
On my mother,

[Sergeant Reuben ]
Of tasty fruits suggesting naughty fun

[Background Villagers ]
Naughty fun

[Sergeant Reuben ]
I'll grab my pen and stand up with my brothers

[Background Villagers ]
With my brothers

[Sergeant Reuben ]
Til songs of Fore-play mean a hole-in-one!

[Background Villagers ]
Ah!

[Sergeant Reuben ] & [Background Villagers ]
When vocabulary duty's to be done, to be done,
I'll just come up with an awful groaning pun.