The Porno Freak cried as Chuck kicked him out
Said he had got other pissed
With a swiftful slap upon his frown
Chuck shook his cyber fist
He reached him by countless E-Mails
And added Spam did king
As he cussed and swore
And bought some more Porno
He's banned for eternity, For Eternity

And we shall never
Forget that night
Or the song that parodied he
Though I miss songs dirty
But will never write thee
For banneded I shall be

He never meant well
He'll burn in Hell
Til a new name he prevails
He'll always try
To parodize
Sex but only fails

He flipped off Chuck as he resigned
With a last flip of the bird
When all of a sudden he used his mind
And he seem to come unnerved
For he shook his head and took his stand
And he wrote of fair ladies
As the same were too
Clothes see though
To serve his lower vertebrae, Low vertebrae

Though he was afraid
The song he made
Twas cheering that night was he
And oh he's glad
To read comments at
His brand new parody

With much distaste
Made the king pale
He's messing with Chucky
He must of cracked
To return from sacked
A duel's all this means

Now though you may have read what's dead is dead
(For dead was the parody)
Chuck sent a paycheck for knights in red
For white knights were too pricey
It was none but the finest Amiright squads
And pimp ass as could be
For they clearly knew
This guy is though
Cause a man of this degree, of dis degree
Will be gone I vow
For they shall plough
Twill be deathly sight to see
This quest they're sent
Shown no respect
All songs must prove discreet

This horny youth
Chuck went to sleuth

And found his porno craze
Twill spray the mace
Upon his face
His eyes are both ablaze

His eyes, his eyes, his eyes, his eyes are both ablaze!!!