George Will the caveman
Must be thoroughly corrupt
And to downplay rape (like some kind of ape)
Intellectually bankrupt

George Will the caveman
Is no gentleman at all
Under his dress shirt, glasses and bow tie
He's a pure Neanderthal

Debating theoretically
Rape's prevalence with calm
What if it happened to his wife
Sister, daughter or his mom

George Will the caveman
Is the Washington Post's louse
His opinions wrong there do not belong
Rather more at Delta House

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George Will the caveman's
Arguments are full of beans
Both statistically and semantically
Over what rape really means

He claims that efforts
At the universities
To address the crime are a waste of time
Driven just politically

Is he that keen to tie the hands
Of college campus cops
Or teach young men that 'no' means 'yes'
Or 'go on' instead of 'stop'

George Will the caveman
Should be fired with no delay
Decent folks denounce, on his column pounce
And the Post should make him pay

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