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Song Parodies -> "Weapons of Mass Destruction"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Weapons of Mass Destruction"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
They all said Saddam he had weapons, chem-ical
Possibly nuclear, biolog-ical
But do you recall
We haven't found any, at all?
Weapons of mass destruction
Are why we deposed Saddam
Intelligence suggested
He'd make us all go KABLAMM!
Wasn't a nice dictator
Used to torture, kill and maim
So we kicked out that Saddam
In a second Gulf War game
Then th' Iraqi melting pot
Shi'a, Sunni, Kurd
Getting on just like before:
Soon there'll be a civil war
So now our two "great" leaders
Wish that they had not begun
No weapons of mass destruction
No point to inva-shee-yun
Possibly nuclear, biolog-ical
But do you recall
We haven't found any, at all?
Weapons of mass destruction
Are why we deposed Saddam
Intelligence suggested
He'd make us all go KABLAMM!
Wasn't a nice dictator
Used to torture, kill and maim
So we kicked out that Saddam
In a second Gulf War game
Then th' Iraqi melting pot
Shi'a, Sunni, Kurd
Getting on just like before:
Soon there'll be a civil war
So now our two "great" leaders
Wish that they had not begun
No weapons of mass destruction
No point to inva-shee-yun
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clever work, Phil, and it is unquestionably outrageous - an outrage only complicated by the question "who should be apologised to?" (apart from the innocent Iraqi children of course) - 555
this flows beautifully and the contrast between the lyrics and the jaunty melody just slays me
That's because rube dolt the redneck reigns here. 5s
Stick it to the big man, Phil...YEAH! 555. Oh, and LOL for John's comment.
nicely done. 5's
"Soon there'll be a civil war", yeah, like perhaps by tomorrow given what I heard on the news today. Not hilarious, but the 'Saddam/KABLAMM!' rhyme gets you the 5s.
RA - I had this on the drawing board for quite a while, and it was the radio yesterday morning that gave me the "getting on just like before/soon there'll be a civil war" couplet, and the rest kind of wrote itself.
JB - Have you posted the completed song yet? ;-)
Alvin - Yes, I know what you mean
Anyway, thanks all :-)
JB - Have you posted the completed song yet? ;-)
Alvin - Yes, I know what you mean
Anyway, thanks all :-)
So true, very well written. 555
Brilliant, Phil! :-) 555
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