Song Parodies -> "I Hate Christmas Time"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

"I Hate Christmas Time"

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The Lyrics

Sorry, just had to get this out of my system... written on 28 December (of course)

I hate Christmas time
I hate Christmas time
All that Christmas time brings
Too political, hypocritical
In the name of God the King
Candle-lighting, children fighting
Soon the house is alight
Grab your stockings and say your prayers,
'Cause the house burned down tonight.

I hate Christmas time
I hate Christmas time
All that Christmas time means
Stomach bulging, overindulging
On turkey, beer and beans
Quaffing till you split your sides
Spending nights on the skids
Too much drinking, kissing, winking
And we say it's for the kids?

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Johnny D - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Personally I do not hate Christmastime.....I love what the true meaning of Christmas signifies to me......but....Phil, you are so right in so many ways - Christmas, especially in America, has become too much of an orgy of commercialism, overindulgence, greed, and utter silliness. Your point is well-taken. 5's

Joelle - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment

I don't hate Christmas either, but I see your point. All 5's.

Jude Rodamer - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment

It's never too late for a great song parody...and right now is when you really feel it...taking out the now useless tree, having to pack all the ornaments away...it was a perfect time to post this. Thanks for the laugh!

Billy Florio - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Loved the last line

Melhi - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, you didn't describe my Christmas, but I've certainly seen the inspiration for this! Great job, Phil.

Steven Cavanagh - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment

I so agree. Christmas is about a little baby being born for the sole reason of being nailed to a lump of wood because we all hate God. Pass the pudding, will ya?

Guy - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment

This is great Phil. Nice parody. You caught the secular spirt well.

cortney - December 20, 2008 - Report this comment

i so f***in agree wit you its like my mama dnt give af*** about me and s***

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