Song Parodies -> "Here Comes My Inlaws"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

"Here Comes My Inlaws"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Spoken:
Speakin' of Christmas spirit,
Each year, out at my house,
We have what I call the old inlaw invade,
Every year I am the recipient of this invasion.
They travel miles from various places,
All converging on my home.
Waitin' for their chance to freeload from their most popular inlaw in the world.
I can see 'em comin' now
Here comes the inlaws. here comes the inlaws, here comes the inlaws.

Here comes my inlaws,
Here comes my inlaws,
Drivin' me out my brain,
Fixin' for blitzkrieg, and Mom inlaw dear,
Poppin' all my veins.
Doorbell's ringin', inlaw's drinkin',
What a merry old fight,
It gets shocking I have no prayer,
'Cause inlaws arrive tonight.

Here comes my inlaws,
Here comes my inlaws,
Drivin' me out my brain,
They got a bag filled with nose toys.
Narc boys might come again,
I will pay hell, mingle mangle,
Oh what a sorrowful plight.
I'll hide in bed feign that I'm dead,
When my inlaws arrive tonight.

[musical interlude]

Here comes my inlaws,
Here comes my inlaws,
Drivin' me out my brain,
They'll hang around 'til time runs out,
And time to work again.
Peace at home will not befall,
Decend on me like the blight.
So I'll be frank with a little shove,
To get them out my sight.

Here comes my inlaws,
Here comes my inlaws,
Drivin' me out my brain,
They got a bag filled with nose toys.
Narc boys might come again,
I will pay hell, mingle mangle,
Oh what a sorrowful plight.
I'll hide in bed feign that I'm dead,
When my inlaws arrive tonight.

[musical interlude]

Peace on all of my inlaws,
Let me wallow in my plight.
So I'll be frank with a little shove,
To get them out my sight.
So I'll be frank with a little shove,
To get them out my sight.

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John Jenkins - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Good parody, but shouldn't it be "Here come my inlaws"?

Adagio - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job, Guy!! 5's

2nz - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

It's good, but some lines just don't feel right. That said, everything that rhymes is a testament to the pacing and humor that you still seem to manage even at your strenuous two-hundred songs-a-day pace. The funny bone in my head goes numb after at most three parodies created in a day. How do you do it?

Guy - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

2nz - To be honest I do not know how I do it, it just comes naturally. I've done a lot of living and have lived overseas and all over the US. I guess I pull a lot of things from experience. I keep myself in check with my Creator and try to do His Will daily. For this I believe lets me not worry about things I have no control over and my sense of humor works overtime since I'm not overburdened worrying about what it takes to run and control things around me that I have no control over whatsoever.

Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

John - Yes it probably should have been 'come' and not 'comes' but I guess I wanted it more like the original. And thanks Pat for the vote.

Mikey - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment

NOOO! Guy, I was thinking of this idea for a while, and now you went at took it...lol...oh well, yours came out better than anything I wouldve written!

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