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Song Parodies -> "Rudy the Young Male Stripper"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Rudy the Young Male Stripper"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

You know Danny and Kevin and Peter and Sonny; Robert and Michael
and Gary and Donny; but do you recall the unluckiest stripper of all?

Rudy the young male stripper
Had some very slinky clothes
He danced in bars for women
He let all his assets show

All of the girls went crazy
Flipped him bills of every kind
They loved to watch him gyrate
Rudy had a tight behind

Then one unfortunate eve
Upon Rudy's lap
Sat a very heavy broad
Just to get her picture snapped

Then Rudy's leg caved under
You could hear his bones go crack
He'll walk awhile on crutches
Six weeks til poor Rudy's back
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Peregrin - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I love your stuff, Royce ! Always good value!
Royce Miller - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Pippin, your comments I value.
Phil Alexander - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah... now I know how you spend your evenings ;-) This might be my favourite of the "Rudolph" parodies... possibly your "Male cross-dresser" one, though
Royce Miller - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil---There's another Rudolph parody on its way...
Billy Florio - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Royce!
Joelle - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Hahaha! Great one!
Rice Cube - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce Miller, I bow to thee.
malcolm higgins - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5 I bow to the greatness of my queen..
Jonathan C. - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Keep on truckin', Royce!
Claude Prez - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done Royce; you're an asset to this site.
Johnny D - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Allow me to be among the first to wish you, Royce, the happiest of holidays! Thanks for the great chuckles. Great pacing!
John Jenkins - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, Royce. This appears to be very well researched.
who cares what my name is - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Were you on drugs when you wrote this? I will never look at an advent calender in the same way again Love your work though
royce miller - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
"who cares what my name is"---- No, I cannot claim drugs as an excuse--now you can be VERY AFRAID...thank you for your compliment.
Smurf - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Royce...this parody was right -on! Loved it! 5's
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.

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