You know Armey and Kasich and Helms and Strom Thurmond
Doolittle, DeLay, Trent Lott and Bob Dornan
But do you recall
The ring leader who speaks for them all?

Gingrich the White-Haired Speaker
Had a very sharp forked tongue
And if you ever heard him
You would say he's full of dung

The Democrats in Congress
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Gingrich
Lead the legislative games

Then in 1994,
On Election Day
Congress was won by the Right
Now the Newt aches for a fight

Now Democrats all wish him
Beaten and thrown out with glee
Gingrich the White-Haired Speaker
"You will soon be history!"