Oh, I’ve got grands, many grands’ worth of diamonds that I’ve robbed—
I’ll fence with Tim.
He’s my guide, by my side, a long time we have hobnobbed—
my fence is Tim.

He increases my wealth and does it with ease.
On me he should never have to put the squeeze
or slug me till I fall to my bended knees.
A mensch is Tim.

Although he’s loose, he ain’t addled, ain’t skedaddled…
never wimps out from a fight
He’s got no use for a ponder; he don’t wander
very often from my sight.

He’ll always give me a bridge loan if I request it,
because he knows that I’ll never forget it.
If so, I’d be hobbled—the guy is relentless.
Don’t mess with Tim!