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Song Parodies -> "Justin the Blond-Haired Dirtbag"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Justin the Blond-Haired Dirtbag"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This is an anti-Bieber spoof of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", a song I don't really care for, but it's fun to poke fun at Justin because he's crazy (no offense to any Beliebers out there).
Justin the blond-haired dirtbag
Should get a punch right in his nose
When he's out in his Ferrari
He's trying to pick up the hoes
All of the non-Beliebers
Love to laugh and call him names
And when his friends are angry (angry)
He's the one that they all blame (blame Justin!)
Almost every single day
Folks on Twitter say
Justin, you're sure not too bright
Can't you please do something right?
You know Selena dumped him (dumped him)
'cause she thinks the guy's insane
There's no doubt that old Justin (Justin)
Must have something wrong in his brain

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Michael Pacholek - December 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Have you ever seen Epic Rap Battles of History's Bieber vs. Beethoven? It's a bit out of date -- Bieber never did get busy with Kim Kardashian -- but Ludwig still smacks him.
Jonathan - December 04, 2014 - Report this comment
dang Joe are there any songs that you and me both like? oh well Bieber mockery is always good in my book! 455

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