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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Honed Masochist"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Gannon, Ram, Kent
Parody Song Title:
"I'm a Honed Masochist"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I'm a honed masochist
You can cut on me.
Please carve low and whittle toe,
Like scrimshawed ivory.
Kiss not, please, but bind me,
'Cause I fear mean genes.
Hoe my ass, dear mistress,
But only if you're clean.
But only if you're clean
You can cut on me.
Please carve low and whittle toe,
Like scrimshawed ivory.
Kiss not, please, but bind me,
'Cause I fear mean genes.
Hoe my ass, dear mistress,
But only if you're clean.
But only if you're clean
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Freakin' nasty. Good boy.
Thanks for hitting me with those 5s, JD!
Sharp stuff here, JB...5's...
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