I'm energetic, you need a medic
You're the wicked witch of the west
Like a bad meal that won't digest
Your thoughts are best, unexpressed
Your one big talent is spray repellent
Killing flies is all you do well
Near you, they hover,
When they discover
Just how unbelievably bad
You smell...

You're a Flop !
You're a mausoleum
You're a Flop !
Wrinkles, blind men see 'em
You are misery,
Maybe two or three,
..A louse..
Mother nature tricked you
Lord knows why I picked you
To be...my spouse...

When you smile..
Teeth are stained from pizza
That's your style
Wearin' what you eat'za
I'm what Britney seeks
Mt. Whitney peaks,
..The top !
But, oh baby, you're rock bottom,
You're a Flop !

You're fat, pathetic
I'm trim, athletic,
As exquisite as smooth fine wine
You're sour grapes,
Bitter turpentine
..A chilly line
...Down my spine..
With wit, I'm gifted,
Your butt needs lifted
You're old and your breath is bad..
Your B.O. would kill a
Large half ton gorilla
You reek a lot like ten day old shad

You're a Flop !
A wash cloth, you soil it..
You're a mop !
Used to clean the toilet..
Your hair makes me ugh !
Looks like that rug
Outside..
By the beach, when you're strollin'
Back out, waves start rollin'
..You turn the tide !

Your small brain
Is IQ'd in zeros
On a plane,
You occupy three rows
I'm a beverage with some leverage,
You're pop..
Oh, yeah, Baby, you're the bottom,
You're A Flop !

You're A Flop !
And so is your bosom
They both drop
On your lap, can't lose 'em
When net hose, you wear
Looks like fish are there
Inside..
You're a bottle boozer
A lush, a loser,
An Edsel ride..

You're no rose
More the part that's thorny
Zippers close
When you say you're horny..
I'm the cat's meow
You're what's left of chow..
They drop..
Face it, Baby, you're the bottom
You're a Flop !

Face it, Baby, you're the bottom
You're a Flop !

(But, I still love ya')