So if there's 'Tik Tok'
You know I'm down the lavatory That is my style icon
You notice who Ke$ha is

Eh, oh, eh, oh, eh

I know I read Nuts and FHM
in front of Biff Byford

I say 'Tik Tok'
You say 'Animal'
Take Ke$ha out
I do not remember her
I do not remember her
I want 6 to take Ke$ha out

I know why I don't read her
(do you)
I know why I don't read her
(do you)
I don't know why I liked Adolf
(do I)

I say 'Matinee'
You say 'Celebrity Skin'
I want you to take Hole out
I sang 'Tik Tok'
I sang 'Oh My God'
I want 5 (c'mon) to go to bed

I know why I read Nuts
(oh you do)
I know why I read Nuts
(oh you do)
I know why I read Mixmag
(oh I do)
I know why I read Gardener's World
(oh, my goodness)