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Song Parodies -> "Zuck’s a Tart"

Original Song Title:

"Young At Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Zuck’s a Tart"

Parody Written by:

Metaforker

The Lyrics

Meta fails to pursue any search for what’s true
Because Zuck’s a tart
He’s a sellout that whines; Meta’s open to crimes
Zuck’s minus a part

On his platforms there stream nasty and Nazi memes
Because he fired the team that screened out the extreme.
The blight feigns that he’s righteous, what he’s got to say
Is hypocrite bullshit…always been that way

The platforms were a curse, but now they’re even worse
Because Zuck’s a tart
An Orwellian star is what Zuck and pals are
With their Newspeak art

So Zuck’s primary drive is to make Meta thrive
Keep the outfit alive, though kids might not survive
When bullying starts, bullshit a la carte
“Hook ’em when they’re young” on Meta’s fact-free mart
Schmuck bows down to rump ’cause he’s a Zucking tart

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$ Worship Stinks - January 14, 2025 - Report this comment
Abso-freaking-lootly! Loot rules their decisions.
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"BOO!!! We HATE freedom of speech!"
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