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Song Parodies -> "Frankie Roasts Weiner"
Original Song Title:
"Thats Life .. New York, New York"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Frankie Roasts Weiner"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
Swimpuff's unconventional use of a Sinatra song last week trigged a memory of thread on a conservative satire site entitled the "Frankenfest" where we used Sinatra parody songs to spoof Anthony Weiner and his "tweeting problem" ... These were done in 2013, at a time when Amiright was plagued by a swarm of trolls who would dispute any political opinion with amazing nastiness, which is why I didnt post these at the time
That's life (that's life) .. that's what all the baggers say
Lying your ass off in April; found out in May
Cause we know you'll never change your tune
Cause there'll be new tweets .. new tweets in June
I said that's life (that's life) .. And tho it may sound sick
You seems to get a thrill .. Tweeting out your dick
But I dont let it .. dont let it get me blue
Cause you crazy Dems just keep getting unglued
Youve been a perver, a pedo, a pounder, a palmist
A punk and a pol
Its been up and down and tweeted around
We've seen it all
Each time youve seen yourself with goo on your face
You hide behind Huma's* skirts
And get back in the race
That's life (Thats life)
I tell you, you cant deny it
They tell you to quit, Weiner
But your ego just wont buy it
And if perchance you screw up again, you crazy guy
You'll cower behind Huma's skirts
And then you'll lie
Youve been a perver, a puller, a pedo, a palmist
A prick and a pol
Your actions have sunk to unheard of depths
We've seen it all
Each time you've found yourself exposed
Covered with shame
You just shrug it all off; jump back in the game
That life (Da Daaa)
Your life and you cant deny it
Clintons are calling you to get the hell out
But your ego just wont buy it
But if there's one more snake pic
"Coming" in July (Badoom Tssshhh!)
They're gonna roll you into a big dung ball to fry
SIDE TWO: New Dork, New Dork
(Weiner, Weiner, he's a helluva clown. His jig is up, cause his whiteys are down. And his serial monkeyshines wholly astound. Weiner, Weiner, he's one helluva clown .. Tweet it)
Start squelching this Jew
He's at it again
We've seen another pic of it
New dork, new dork
This vagabond's spew
He longs to display
His hidden barely hard on pic
New dork, new dork
He wants to show off to a groupie
Whos acting sweet
And see his life go downhill
Exposed as a creep
Those dearly earned dues
Are friterred away
He's gonna tweet a brand new pic of it
His old new dork
If he can yank it here
Hell show his snake everywhere!
It up for you
New dork, new dork
He wants to share it with a groupie
Who never sleeps
And see his life's gone downhill
Towards the dung heap
Clintons are pissed
Life's gone downhill ....
THOSE Clintonite dues!!
They are .. frittered away
Hes about to send another pic
New dork, new DORK
And you better believe it, Huma
If he would tweet them now
There's no way to stop him anyhow
You got the screw
New dork, new DORK!
Lying your ass off in April; found out in May
Cause we know you'll never change your tune
Cause there'll be new tweets .. new tweets in June
I said that's life (that's life) .. And tho it may sound sick
You seems to get a thrill .. Tweeting out your dick
But I dont let it .. dont let it get me blue
Cause you crazy Dems just keep getting unglued
Youve been a perver, a pedo, a pounder, a palmist
A punk and a pol
Its been up and down and tweeted around
We've seen it all
Each time youve seen yourself with goo on your face
You hide behind Huma's* skirts
And get back in the race
That's life (Thats life)
I tell you, you cant deny it
They tell you to quit, Weiner
But your ego just wont buy it
And if perchance you screw up again, you crazy guy
You'll cower behind Huma's skirts
And then you'll lie
Youve been a perver, a puller, a pedo, a palmist
A prick and a pol
Your actions have sunk to unheard of depths
We've seen it all
Each time you've found yourself exposed
Covered with shame
You just shrug it all off; jump back in the game
That life (Da Daaa)
Your life and you cant deny it
Clintons are calling you to get the hell out
But your ego just wont buy it
But if there's one more snake pic
"Coming" in July (Badoom Tssshhh!)
They're gonna roll you into a big dung ball to fry
SIDE TWO: New Dork, New Dork
(Weiner, Weiner, he's a helluva clown. His jig is up, cause his whiteys are down. And his serial monkeyshines wholly astound. Weiner, Weiner, he's one helluva clown .. Tweet it)
Start squelching this Jew
He's at it again
We've seen another pic of it
New dork, new dork
This vagabond's spew
He longs to display
His hidden barely hard on pic
New dork, new dork
He wants to show off to a groupie
Whos acting sweet
And see his life go downhill
Exposed as a creep
Those dearly earned dues
Are friterred away
He's gonna tweet a brand new pic of it
His old new dork
If he can yank it here
Hell show his snake everywhere!
It up for you
New dork, new dork
He wants to share it with a groupie
Who never sleeps
And see his life's gone downhill
Towards the dung heap
Clintons are pissed
Life's gone downhill ....
THOSE Clintonite dues!!
They are .. frittered away
Hes about to send another pic
New dork, new DORK
And you better believe it, Huma
If he would tweet them now
There's no way to stop him anyhow
You got the screw
New dork, new DORK!
*Huma Abediin -- Weiners wife and Hillary's Chief of Staff. This reason why Weiners foolishness was so damaging to Hillary's political fortunes.
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I remember that scandal: inspired more wiener jokes than an Austin Powers movie!
Too Hard To Quit!
Too Hard To Stop!
Weiner: I'll Stick It Out
Weiner's Second Coming
Weiner's Rise and Fall
Weiner Finally Yanks Himself
Weiner Pulls Out
Hide The Weiner
Weiner Exposed
Pop Goes The Weiner
Disgusted Democrats Letting Weiner Shrivel
Huma Cuts Off Weiner
Too Hard To Stop!
Weiner: I'll Stick It Out
Weiner's Second Coming
Weiner's Rise and Fall
Weiner Finally Yanks Himself
Weiner Pulls Out
Hide The Weiner
Weiner Exposed
Pop Goes The Weiner
Disgusted Democrats Letting Weiner Shrivel
Huma Cuts Off Weiner
Lesson to be learned: If your last name is Weiner, find some other form of perversion to indulge in .. like exposing your ass crack
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