they're still around? they got kicked to the ground
because their plot was spurned, it was unsound

just what made that little adam
think for one moment he had 'im?
everyone knows adam's dim
turns out that trump had 'im

it was a vile hoax, a dogpile hoax
took a while to unwind this whole trial hoax

there's no choice but to let 'im go
when those wretched ho's
arguments were wrapped up
oops! there goes another loss they racked up

no trouble 'tall, they were just bound to fall
because their plot was spurned, now they all bawl

it was such a silly old scam
spurred by speaker of the house nan'
but into trouble nan' ran
when the senate said scram

so long to vile hoax, a turdpile hoax
took a while to unwind this whole trial hoax

and now the left is feelin' sad
they blew it so bad
thanks a lot to adam
after all this sad claptrap adam's mum

dems' problems will be starting soon
for them it's high noon
gary cooper they're not
and their 2020 chances are shot