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Song Parodies -> "Skin Graft"
Original Song Title:
"Witchcraft"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Skin Graft"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
You ever rip a hole in your pants and have to patch it up with an entirely different bit of fabric? It's the same with this guy, except more...fleshy.
These stitches on my bare
Flesh grants me many stares
I don't know why they care, this skin graft
I've copped a lot of shit for it
Some pricks just love to pick on it
Those "Frankenstein" comments? Tad bit rude
Got this skin graft, fitted skin graft
And some folks just loathe this fleshy tattoo
I really doubt their fear of me
Would last long if they'd peer at me
For longer than their screams would seem, dude
No more fits would they pitch
They'd learn about each stitch
And I'd no longer bitch, it's true
Got this skin graft, they hate this skin graft
Why do folks plain loathe my fleshy tattoo?
Not like this patch is green here, geez
It still sticks out from me, you see
New skin's a bit more "street", to be crude
No choice, was unconscious
In fact, I am proud as shit
My surgeon picked "best fit" 'bove "true"
Flesh grants me many stares
I don't know why they care, this skin graft
I've copped a lot of shit for it
Some pricks just love to pick on it
Those "Frankenstein" comments? Tad bit rude
Got this skin graft, fitted skin graft
And some folks just loathe this fleshy tattoo
I really doubt their fear of me
Would last long if they'd peer at me
For longer than their screams would seem, dude
No more fits would they pitch
They'd learn about each stitch
And I'd no longer bitch, it's true
Got this skin graft, they hate this skin graft
Why do folks plain loathe my fleshy tattoo?
Not like this patch is green here, geez
It still sticks out from me, you see
New skin's a bit more "street", to be crude
No choice, was unconscious
In fact, I am proud as shit
My surgeon picked "best fit" 'bove "true"
Maybe it's because I started posting here a few years after it started, but is there a reason why there isn't a "50's" option on the "decade" list? It just feels weird putting Frank Friggin' Sinatra under "misc", that's all.
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I thought the pacing floundered just a bit in places, but it's funny stuff
Very funny, and I didn't mind the cussing this time, the OS kind of begs for that! Worth reading more than once, some smart writing there.
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