Oh, Republicans, not long ago
Were searching morning, night & noon
For some bad lampoon,
As only they can..
They heard a little rumor, so
They got it spreadin' to and fro
Something low-down, that they could use
Against the Blues, and it began..

They buzzed that sleaze,
Like the bees,
Stingin' de-mocracies,
And continued... to Birther the Blues

Low as a snail,
Came their wail
Birth certif-icate fail
Played and played it..to Birther the Blues

Bunch a wimps, no will,
High on that hill
Uttered the false shout
Planted it like corn
Said, "Kenya, born"
Till it was worn out...

Now, Left will curse it,
Disperse it,
Scrape crud off their shoes,
But those Right Wings...still Birther the Blues

Yeah, those Right Wings...still Birther the Blues