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Song Parodies -> "Gingrich is a Loon (So Many Words)"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Me to the Moon (In Other Words)"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Gingrich is a Loon (So Many Words)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

When Newt Gingrich proposed a lunar colony on the moon while attempting to get some delegates in Florida's primary, I thought he had gone nuts!!! In a time of economic collapse and despair he's gonna propose a program that would be an utter failure and take tens of trillions of dollars to complete over a decade??? I was like... WTF??? Oh- it's Florida, a space center! Duh! Didn't work though as he came in second. Obama must have laughed his ass off as we cannot even transport our own stuff to the ISS b/c of no shuttle! I think it would have been wiser to propose a new series of heavy lift rockets and a new civilian space transport system first (the military already has a space weapons platform in the TR-3B ASTRA)... but we all know Newt!
Gingrich is a loon
Let China go to the stars
Taikonauts don't bother me
Let them spend their way to Mars
So many words, Lunarland
So many words, crazy, fantasy...

So Newt, what went wrong?
With Florida you didn't score
Space pitch went out the door
They just want jobs- nothing more
So many words, stupid fool
So many words, that hurt you

Tell you what went wrong
Everytime you take the floor
Grandiose schemes don't score
They just want jobs- nothing more
So many words, stupid fool
So many words, so many words
That hurt you!!!

(Debate you blew!)


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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Barry J. Mitchel - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
An inspired redo of TOS, but stumbles on a lot of missing or extra syllables. I felt that your intro had "too many words" to explain your position. 3-5-4 and LOL.
Rob Arndt - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Duck season! Rabbit Season! Elmer Season...!!! LOL!!! Thanks BJM for the marks and advice. Good thing you have a J in there and an M in there with your anagram S/N :-D
John Barry - February 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Non clair est le loon.

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