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Song Parodies -> "Love That Carrion"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Love That Carrion"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
carrion elided: care-yuhn; Marian, buryin’ similarly
Love that carrion, lunch on carrion. . .
Gorge intestines, and the course is Marian,
And he’s swell, her brother;
Some other comfort food is mother.
Love that carrion, lunch of carrion;
It’s an icky food, exhumed from buryin’.
Repast: local gentry,
’cause the graveyard ain’t got a sentry.
Cry, friends die—you must cremate them or there’ll be chewin’.
Dine, fiends dine upon a hand and thumb, and you’ll be ruin’.
Love that carrion, love that carrion.
Go for incineration, not buryin’
If they have their druthers:
It’s Cam for lunch, it’s Nan for brunch, it’s Stan to munch
’monst many others.
Gorge intestines, and the course is Marian,
And he’s swell, her brother;
Some other comfort food is mother.
Love that carrion, lunch of carrion;
It’s an icky food, exhumed from buryin’.
Repast: local gentry,
’cause the graveyard ain’t got a sentry.
Cry, friends die—you must cremate them or there’ll be chewin’.
Dine, fiends dine upon a hand and thumb, and you’ll be ruin’.
Love that carrion, love that carrion.
Go for incineration, not buryin’
If they have their druthers:
It’s Cam for lunch, it’s Nan for brunch, it’s Stan to munch
’monst many others.
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Pirate Jack, sounds like you need a true meal ? instead of this beastly feastie . . .
Might be more palatable with a glob of mayo.
PirateJack, the duke oUnch, C A R R Y ~ ~ O N , SirSweaty !
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