There's a saying new that the web is blind
Whom we're talking to, never sure of mind
Could be Joan of Arc, or a rat's behind..
Though beyond a "Ten" in the pic she sent
Is it just her yen, photo someone lent?
If hopes cost a dollar, fortunes I have spent..

I've got the airline ticket, flying to L.A.
Just hope that mouse has clicked me a house of play..

On the internet I met Melanie
Prayin' that she
Turns out to be
Someone who'll crotch over me

I'm a horny lamb who's got lots of wood
I know I could
Perform real good
To one who'll crotch over me..

Although she may not be a hot Angelina
I'll take a Mariah,
A Pam, or Brit-nee..

In our private chatroom, gave turn-on reads
Fantasy feeds,
Says she has needs
Someone To Crotch Over Me..

Someone To Crotch Over Me..

Now, the plane has landed, she's at the gate
Long blond hair, straight
Blessed is my fate,
Angel To Crotch Over Me..

Someone To Crotch Over Me..