Companies calling
It's all so appalling
I feel like un-walling
my phone
Ten rings an hour,
turns my stomach sour,
When I'm in the shower,
I groan
The same if country or city,
They show no pity,
at all, it seems..
It's so degrading,
Wish it was fading,
They're always invading
my dreams...

(CHORUS)
Years ago,
AT&T
Became well known
as SBC
That company
with phones...
They got us all nervous
Soliciting service..
Instead of our dollars,
Gave hang ups and hollers
Each one made us moan, sir...
"We don't want your lousy phone, sir..."
Now, today,
"Don't Call Lists" may
Keep them away,
Yet, some still stay
Turn our hair gray,
And bug us constantly..
...SBC
Phone company,
They're once again,
AT&T..
Without them, oh
How happy life
would be..

I'd like to take them
black powder, and make them
A big bomb to bake them
Like clay..
In my mind I stew it,
like coffee, I brew it
And I just might do it..
some day
To prison, I'd go
But a cell there,
Just might be swell, there,
serenity...
I swear it, Matey
Such impulse is weighty,
No more calls from AT,
...&.....T

(Repeat chorus)