Song Parodies -> "The Gender Gap"

Original Song Title:

"The Tender Trap"

Original Performer:

"The Gender Gap"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Studies were made of gals and guys
Results reveal we're not as wise
Been focusing our aims
On sports and games,..and our lap
Unwise, us guys
Low size...in The Gender Gap

Our better halves keep readin' books
While we're just readin' their good looks
Polls show we're not as smart
Our I.Q. part..likes to nap
Just looks, no books,
We're schnooks...in The Gender Gap

We couch each night..
Drinkin' beer and munchin' yummies
Gals read, bed light
Leavin' us here in the dust like dummies..

Females are gettin' more Einsteined
Before we're obsolete mankind
It's time to bone on up, our thinkin' cup,
..And our cap..
Or we may find out how this all came about
"You're history!" we'll hear ladies shout..
Uprise, you guys!...let's narrow The Gender Gap!

Get wise, you guys!...let's narrow The Gender Gap!

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Adagio - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

I barely remember this one, but it was a good parody. As a woman....thanks!

alvin - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

great concept set to one of my favorite sinatra songs...5s

Kristof Robertson - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Hey, whose side are you on anyway? ;-) Lovely stuff, AFW

Dee Range - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

I have always loved the gap in the female gender. I agree, the spread in the gap is getting wider....especially in Britney's case :-)

John Barry - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Me male, me like song, me drink.

AFW - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Adagio..Thanks, alvin....thanks, Kristof, our side, but we gotta' get back on the ball.. :) ...Thanks, Dee..lol..great jokes and puns there..and thanks, John, yeah..I guess that's the caveman in us..

stuart mcarthur - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment

LOL to Dee's comment, and I agree to Kristof's comment - blokes are simple and a bit stupid, and when they finally realise that, it'll be a lot easier for all of us - 555

Susanna Viljanen - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment

As a woman, what could I say? Mind the gap. 555

AFW - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, stu, and Susanna

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