I'm gonna sit right down and look at all my E mails,
And hope that I got one from you.
I wanna read about your life,
About the children and your wife.
And did you get that big promotion?
And the dream vacation?

Please don't send me any anecdotes or newsmails -
That've been around a million times before.
I'm gonna sit right down and answer all my E mails -
And I hope I read the latest things some more.

I'm gonna sit right down and answer all my E mails,
I'll E mail each and every one of you.
I got a lot of things to say,
And photographs to send your way.
Lotsa gossip in conclusion -
What a conversation.

Won't ya write back soon and tell me all the details -
Give me a scoop of all the poop that's new - yeah!
I'm gonna sit right down and get back on my forum -
And share the latest dirt with you!

Yeah, it's time that I got cracking on those E mails,
And send them out to you, and you, and you!