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Song Parodies -> "Just Two Of Those Things"
Original Song Title:
"Just one of those things"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Just Two Of Those Things"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
It was just two of those things
Just two of those warm puffy things
The two luscious bulbs,
You hold up with slings
Just Two Of Those Things
It was just two of those sights
Just two of those nippled delights
A treat to my eyes, those jiggles and swings
Just Two Of Those Things
Loved the size of them
Kept my eyes on them
So I started messin' around
Now, I realize,
Can't love with my eyes
My feet are back on the ground...
They're real nice, Dear, but amen
Here's gropin' we'll meet now and then
I don't love you,
Guess, It was just two of those things
Just two of those warm puffy things
The two luscious bulbs,
You hold up with slings
Just Two Of Those Things
It was just two of those sights
Just two of those nippled delights
A treat to my eyes, those jiggles and swings
Just Two Of Those Things
Loved the size of them
Kept my eyes on them
So I started messin' around
Now, I realize,
Can't love with my eyes
My feet are back on the ground...
They're real nice, Dear, but amen
Here's gropin' we'll meet now and then
I don't love you,
Guess, It was just two of those things
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here's five of those things
Don't know the original, but I don't need to for this theme, 555.
You submitted a nice pair today, AFW. 555
Another 5-5-5 vote from me makes... 4 of those things!
...and the companion piece to this one here is: "Mammary's Are Made Of This", the old Dean Martin song...5's ~ ~ ~
Thanks, alvin, Stephen, Rick C, kozar, and Paul...actually I done that one, you mention, in 2005..or, is that what you meant?
DKTOS, but it's a romantic classic, 5s
Thanks Larry...
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