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Song Parodies -> "Just One Of Toes Things"
Original Song Title:
"Just One Of Those Things"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Just One Of Toes Things"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
No, I'm not a cross dresser....This is just written from the feminine perspective
It Was Just One Of Toes Things
Just one of those sore foot stings
Callous or corn, or that worm of rings,
Just One Of Toes Things
It Was just one of those blights
Wrong shoes, or a bad case of tights,
Must call Dr. Scholl, or switch to Red Wings
Just One Of Toes Things
Kinda' hurt a bit, there at the end of it
Ev'ry time I put my foot down
Then, became aware, it could be this pair
Of Nine inch, stiletto heels, brown
So, goodbye, spikes, and amen
Called Salvation Army at ten
Style is great fun
But, ain't worth, Just One Of Toes Things
Just one of those sore foot stings
Callous or corn, or that worm of rings,
Just One Of Toes Things
It Was just one of those blights
Wrong shoes, or a bad case of tights,
Must call Dr. Scholl, or switch to Red Wings
Just One Of Toes Things
Kinda' hurt a bit, there at the end of it
Ev'ry time I put my foot down
Then, became aware, it could be this pair
Of Nine inch, stiletto heels, brown
So, goodbye, spikes, and amen
Called Salvation Army at ten
Style is great fun
But, ain't worth, Just One Of Toes Things
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i think ya nailed it
It's a toe-tapper.
The agony of da-feet!
Toe-riffic.
5s and you didn't mention camels once ;)
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