He doesn't ones me, complain, or berate.
His comments are well-thought-out and sedate.
Like to think, lyrically he's my soulmate.
Ah, but that JD is a scamp.

Nearly all of his parodies are pearls;
He often helpfully steers us to URLs.
But in his head, many challenges swirl.
That's why that JD is a scamp.

He knows that there is a sucker out there--
Takes any dare
And won't sanely say, "Nay!"
He's in California and is way too amped.
That's why that JD is a scamp.

Now it's a dice game; staring at the board
Is the dare-taker, and he's nearly floored
By the time challenge of writing five score.
And JB's mainly throwing craps.