Mm, what a sexy peach
She heated up the beach
Her, I must meet, said my heart
Right then, my dog named Clyde
Tugged where her thong was tied
Zing! Went The Strings Off Her Part..

She turned all shades of red
"Bad Clyde!" I think I said
Into the sea, she did dart
And though I called Clyde bad
Good dog's..the thought I had
Zing! Went The Strings Off Her Part..

I handed her the thong again
Stuttered, my dog was wrong, again
She smiled, held out her hand and then,
We dated....mated...

Now it's our Honeymoon
In Mexico, Cancun
A fantasy, a la carte
Don't need no doggy, now
Tug it myself, and Wow !
Zing! Go The Strings Off Her Part..

Zing! Went The Strings Off Her Part..