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Song Parodies -> "Floaters"
Original Song Title:
"Rawhide"
Original Performer:
Frankie Laine
Parody Song Title:
"Floaters"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Floaters, Floaters, Floaters,
Eye-eye..
Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Pepper specks with motors
Watchin' little Floaters
Go by
We are ancient voters
Us nursing home emoters
Our game is watchin' Floaters
That fly
Oh, it's a crazy pastime,
For after meals, at gas time,
Seein' more than last time,
low and high
There goes one,...really fast..
'Nother one,...just flew past
Very long,...they don't last...
Floaters!
Watch 'em go...on their way
I saw more...than Jose
It's a game...we all play...
Floaters!
Oh, Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Like a lake with boaters
Countin' all the Floaters
We spy
They're right there in the corner
Same as Little Jack Horner
Who put his thumb in that plum pie
Eyeball frisbee tossers,
Or tiny flying saucers
These objects we can't i-dent-ify
Five for Rose,...six for Fred
Eight for Bill,...ten for Ed
I got twelve,...I'm ahead,
Floaters!
Sam is back,...went and peed
Eyes are sore...won't concede
Gotta' go,...keep the lead,
Floaters!
FLOATERS!
Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Floaters, Floaters, Floaters,
Eye-eye..
Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Pepper specks with motors
Watchin' little Floaters
Go by
We are ancient voters
Us nursing home emoters
Our game is watchin' Floaters
That fly
Oh, it's a crazy pastime,
For after meals, at gas time,
Seein' more than last time,
low and high
There goes one,...really fast..
'Nother one,...just flew past
Very long,...they don't last...
Floaters!
Watch 'em go...on their way
I saw more...than Jose
It's a game...we all play...
Floaters!
Oh, Floaters, Floaters, Floaters
Like a lake with boaters
Countin' all the Floaters
We spy
They're right there in the corner
Same as Little Jack Horner
Who put his thumb in that plum pie
Eyeball frisbee tossers,
Or tiny flying saucers
These objects we can't i-dent-ify
Five for Rose,...six for Fred
Eight for Bill,...ten for Ed
I got twelve,...I'm ahead,
Floaters!
Sam is back,...went and peed
Eyes are sore...won't concede
Gotta' go,...keep the lead,
Floaters!
FLOATERS!
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You got more than 12. . .15.
Laughed so hard I peed...
i always love when you parody this song...this is most inventive
Thank you, John....and thank you, Paree....and thank you, alvin...
Do ya have any idea what I thought this was gonna be about??? What a "relief".... 555
Five rods and cones. Nice job, AFW
Thanks, Tommy...I think I can guess without buying a bowel............... And thanks, Rick C.
You have a lovely way with turds, AFW, and there were lots of nice plays on turds here, for that matter - 555
Thanks, Stuart....Sorry if I gave the wrong signals with this...actually..it's really about those little black specks we sometimes see in our eyes...
It stinks when your roommates leave floaters in the toilet. 555's
Thanks, Larry..but, I guess I should have used a disclaimer..at the start...nobody wants to take this as being about eye floaters..
even though I've now reread it knowing the true meaning, AFW, it still works perfectly for our alternative sick-and-twisted interpretation!!
Oh, now I read the comments, and it's a good parody about that too. But Stu's right about being able to read it either way, as well!
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