Bubba knows where a wild goose goes
I yell out when there's one of those
Wild goose, any goose, none is fair
Y'all better run, or he'll goose ya there

Tonight I heard a wild goose cry
He sneaked in and he caught Slim high
Tried to sleep, but what's the use?
When y'all got a brother do an old wild goose

Bubba knows where a wild goose goes
When I get one, it just curls my toes
Wild goose, brother goose, none is best
Yore just a fool if ya' try to rest

Gladys were kind and true to me
Didn't watch her behind, the more fool she
Lost girlfriend, he gave her geese
That's when he fingers with "Two's" and "Three's"

Bubba knows where the wild goose goes
Fingers long as a moonshine hose
Wild goose, any goose, none is best
He'd goose a rattlesnake in it's nest
(Oh, you wild gooser)

The cabin is warm and our maw's asleep
Bubba is back from goosin' sheep
He won't stop at goosin' kin
He goosed her once, and he'll goose again
(Oh, you wild gooser)

Bubba knows where a wild goose goes
Pokes back there just like peckin' crows
Wild goose, brother goose, big ol' pest
He won't let us sleep, never get no rest
Make him stop, make him stop, make him go away.

Spring is comin' and we're still awake
Bubba's fingers never take a break
We see a shadow pass overhead
That's big Bubba by our feather bed

Bubba knows where a wild goose goes,
And we're all red where it never shows
Wild goose, brother goose, he's possessed
I slept at the foot, and he goosed my chest

(Wild goose, wild goose, wild goose, wild goose)