Song Parodies -> "Rowling, Rowling, Rowling...Jo, Write!"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide"

Original Performer:

"Rowling, Rowling, Rowling...Jo, Write!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A very, very late entry to the Fantasy Television round! OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_rHrLHIeyI

(Rowling, Rowling, Rowling…
Rowling, Rowling, Rowling…)

Hey, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling,
Keep them stories rolling.
Keep Hogwarts enrolling.
Jo, write!

Your seven books enriched you.
Eight movies they have pitched you,
Wishing those stories never died.
Readers salivating,
The viewers still debating,
“Don’t let this be the end of his ride!”

Write ‘em up, crank ‘em out,
Write ‘em up, print ‘em out,
Write ‘em up, sell ‘em off.
Jo, write! (Clink!)
Sell the rights! Take a pitch!
Film a tale! Make you rich!
Write ‘em up! Crank ‘em out!
Jo, write!
(Accio! Swish! Flick!)
Jo, write!
(Accio! Clink! Clink!)

***

(Write ‘em up! Crank ‘em out!)

(Rowling, Rowling, Rowling…
Rowling, Rowling, Rowling…)

Keep writing, writing, writing.
Sequels you were fighting.
Prequels look inviting—
Jo, write!

More Hufflepuff and Gryffin’,
Rav’nclaw and Slyth’rin—
Readers’ fanfiction won’t suffice.
Theater folks are wishing
His grown-up life’s edition
Is waiting for the stage op’ning night.

Curse a child, plot a play,
From West End to Broadway,
Win a Tony today.
Jo, write! (Clink!)
What a feat! What a feast!
Five Fantastical Beasts!
Write ‘em up! Crank ‘em out!
Jo, write!
(Accio! Swish!)
(Accio! Flick!)

(Rowling, Rowling, Rowling…
Rowling, Rowling, Rowling…)

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CML - March 22, 2019 - Report this comment

Well, Im five-ing, five-ing, five-ing; though they'll say I'm jive-ing; keep that upbeat vibe-ing, Mel'nie!! ......... JK Rawling and "Rawhide"; a Hall of Fame match

Melanie Lee - March 22, 2019 - Report this comment

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Jonathan Spurlock - March 23, 2019 - Report this comment

One of the best ever! Keep writin', writin', writin,; we you are delightin; more would be excitin', oh my!

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