Song Parodies -> "I Believe"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe"

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"I Believe"

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The Lyrics

I believe a woman's breasts
Are magic things,
I believe they're special just like butterflies,
And angel's wings..
I believe for every bra not worn each day
Male eyes will roam to watch them sway
I believe..I believe..

I believe, tho' on some forms, the smallest pair
May have occurred
I believe there are guys in that great somewhere
Who'll still be stirred,

Everytime I hear a little baby cry
To nurse a nip..wish he was I
Them globes are why,
I believe

I believe a lady's boobs are so much more
Than nursing taps..
I believe that our attraction comes before
We're babes in laps..
Tho' all cannot be huge or Dolly Parton-ish
Snuffed in between...it's fun to squish,
I believe,
I believe..

I believe each inch of puff should be there own
Each time I grope
I believe that they should outlaw silicone
And restore hope..
Everytime I hear a little baby cry
To nurse a nip..wish he was I..
Those charms are why,
I believe..

I believe

I really do believe..

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alvin - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment

brought a tear to my eye with this one

Christie Marie M - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment

I echo Alvin's comment above. What really shocks me is when I was watching one episode of Maury a while back, I notice this one guy going out with this young woman with not Size DD's but Size M breasts (way bigger than DD, but think that "M" stands for massive!). Anyways, great parody. 555.

< ! ! ! > - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment

. . . you're back on the Edge, Sir !

littleMsTaTas - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment

. . . Ta . . .Ta ! Sometimes, I really don't know about you, Gents . . . it's sad, but funny.

Mark Scotti - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Wonderful! Your "Breast" parody, yet!!!

AFW - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin, Christie, LCC, and Mark

T***y Turtle (Tee-Tee) - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment

"I believe that they should outlaw silicone" /"I believe there are guys in that great somewhere /Who'll still be stirred," ... (raises hand) As an A - B-cup fan, thanks for those lines. Great song; sorry I missed it. AFW: no boob, he. Five nips for thee!

AFW - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, TT

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