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Song Parodies -> "Rummy"
Original Song Title:
"Venus"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frankie Avalon
Parody Song Title:
"Rummy"
Parody Written by:
Liam Wescott
The Lyrics
To an old Frankie Avalon standardRummy
Rummy
Hey, Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey, Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
You had better watch your back
The truth is catching up with you at last
A war based on lies, it's all your fault
A war you wanted for your neocon buds
Rummy, get ready to walk
You're going down with the Chimp over this
And no amount of dissembling will save you
From doing the Perp Walk in chains
Rummy, architect of the neocon plans
Even you must realize
This can't go on forever
Rummy, you'd better 'fess up
Or you'll go down with the Chimp over this
You started an illegal war and we can't forgive you
As long as we have something to say about it
Hey Rummy!, Oh Rummy!
Take a hike, straight to Gitmo!
Rummy, architect of the neocon plans
Even you must realize
This can't go on forever
Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey, Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey, Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
You had better watch your back
The truth is catching up with you at last
A war based on lies, it's all your fault
A war you wanted for your neocon buds
Rummy, get ready to walk
You're going down with the Chimp over this
And no amount of dissembling will save you
From doing the Perp Walk in chains
Rummy, architect of the neocon plans
Even you must realize
This can't go on forever
Rummy, you'd better 'fess up
Or you'll go down with the Chimp over this
You started an illegal war and we can't forgive you
As long as we have something to say about it
Hey Rummy!, Oh Rummy!
Take a hike, straight to Gitmo!
Rummy, architect of the neocon plans
Even you must realize
This can't go on forever
Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
Hey Rummy! Oh, Rummy!
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