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Song Parodies -> "Hysteria The Beatleful"
Original Song Title:
"America the Beautiful"
Original Performer:
Fozzie Bear - The Muppet Movie
Parody Song Title:
"Hysteria The Beatleful"
Parody Written by:
Mick Terry
The Lyrics
And the parents were so worried that their children would be horribly corrupted by those four long-haired British ruffians & their "Beatlemania" ...
Four BEATLES, four flirtatious guys
with ample wasted brains,
were soda fountain fantasies,
a bit too cute and vain.
HYSTERIA, HYSTERIA:
girls swept up in frenzy
would drown the sound all over town
with shrieks and sighs and screams.
Four BEATLES, full of music dreams
that seized on parents’ fears
of pregnant, plastered, pretty teens
done in by long-haired queers.
CHORUS
with ample wasted brains,
were soda fountain fantasies,
a bit too cute and vain.
HYSTERIA, HYSTERIA:
girls swept up in frenzy
would drown the sound all over town
with shrieks and sighs and screams.
Four BEATLES, full of music dreams
that seized on parents’ fears
of pregnant, plastered, pretty teens
done in by long-haired queers.
CHORUS
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The Beatles did not impress me much in 1963. One guy in school said they jumped around on the stage like they needed to get to the bathroom and the door was locked. Their later, drug influenced music did make their early stuff sound a whole lot better. The screaming girls are all grandmothers now. Who do pre-teen girls scream over these days? If you wanted to sound morbid, you could sing this parody to "House of the Rising Sun".
Those hysterical girls now facing hysterectomies.
WOCKA WOCKA
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