Song Parodies -> "I'm Chokin'"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Walkin'"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Chokin'"

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The Lyrics

A tale about a date, not great, 'cause of what was ate.

I'm chokin'...turnin' blue
I'm not jokin'...help me, won't you?
I'm hopin'...you know Heimlich my dear (uh huh)

Stop clappin'...ain't foolin' round
I'm a-flappin'...about on the ground
With chicken...bone stuck in my trachea

What I really need is some oxygen
Try hitting me real hard again
This ain't the time to get all "zen"
Thump me, pretty baby, or it's amen...

I'm turnin'...blue to plum
My chest's burnin'...get off your bum
Start learnin'...resuscitat-i-on!

I'm seein'...a tunnel bright
I'm pants peein'..this isn't right
I'm bein'..Heimliched by a small nun (oh lord!)

Chicken bone dislodges and starts to fly
Hits you smack-dab between the eyes
You call me a jerk and start to cry
"Can we have the check for table five?"

I'm walkin'...home alone
And I'm cursin'...that poultry bone
The last time..I'll dine at KFC!

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Arwen - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

So...I write a choking parody and then you write a choking parody? Do you always have to out do me? ; ) 5s...

Rod Worden - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Very funny, Kristoff! 5s

Ashkicksass - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

See...that's why I never eat at KFC. Great job, and nice to have you back!

Kristof Robertson - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen...omigod, I didn't mean to copy; and as for outdoing you? I don't think so :-).....Rod..cheers, mate!..Ash..It's great to be back! Thanks all!! p.s. this is a semi-true story, but not about me...

Arwen - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

I was totally teasing...=)

John Barry - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

A food-oriented parody of a song by a guy named "Fats". Outstanding. And very funny.

MasonR - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

This parody reminds me of one of the reasons why I'm so glad I'm not single!

Michael Pacholek - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

I was all set to laugh my face off... then I saw this wasn't about the Red Sox.

The Thought Police - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Wow! I nearly missed this one! You should'hve eaten at Popeyes Chicken instead-their chicken is so greasy that it would be impossible for it to get stuck anywhere,let alone someones throat !

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