Groundhog plan, groundhog ban, we’re gonna be the groundhog’s fan

We’re gonna set free an old groundhog
We’re gonna set him free to play
Then, we’re gonna spurn abuse
No more stunts on Groundhog day
PETA’s kind to life in need
Robot thing just might succeed . . . and that’s our
Groundhog plan, groundhog ban, we’re gonna free the groundhog clan

We wanna fret some, do some mourning
Oh yeah, ‘til the prize is won
We’re gonna pray rights will prevail
Phil’s charade is done
We think our plan’s bold and tough
We’ve flung our tears and it’s not a bluff . . . a-with our
Groundhog plan, groundhog ban, we’re gonna lead a groundhog stand

I’m cooking up fake fur glued to plating and eyes of chrome
It’s gonna greet us in the mist
It’s gonna foretell springtime bliss

Its shadow’s lines won’t show
It’s gonna hiss and bleep, snort and blow
It’s gonna have no fear of the sky
It’s light’s gonna flash and glow
PETA’s kind of rife with glee
Aware we spring a critter free . . . and it’s a
Groundhog plan, groundhog ban, we’re gonna free a groundhog, man

Guitar Solo

And every prime rat show
Is metal misery more and more
I’ts gonna move, appear, never lie
And climb on its ass in snow
PETA’s fine with trite decree
Declare we’re king, so take a knee . . . and it’s our
Groundhog plan, groundhog ban, we’re gonna be the groundhog’s fan
Groundhog plan, groundhog ban, we’re gonna free the groundhog clan
Groundhog plan
Groundhog ban