CHORUS:
Buy, buy, love.
My, my--clapiness!
Hello, bonely pest.
My link feels like it's been fried.
Buy, buy, love.
Indiscreet caress
Yellow ven'ry mess
I wish I were runnin' dry-y,
Dry, dry would I like wood dry.

She said, "Hey, baby,
What's up? Are you?
But she was clappy,
I wish I knew.
First she said, "Baby,
Just schlep it in."
Then I had no pants
Or tight calfskin.

CHORUS

"You need Cipro, man,"
Says doc with glove.
"You must stop mountin'
Those paid for love.

"I've finished squeezin',
Now I'll release.
Take eight days of these--
Discharge should cease.

"This won't be pleasin':
Here is my fee.
But lovin' ladies
Charge more than me."

Bye, bye, drugs,
Bye, bye, clapiness,
Fell'o, bonely fress--
The chink just below the eyes
Bite, bite, dried love, wood bite. . . .