The Carrot Song

(to: “Everything's coming up roses”)

I had a dream, a dream about you, bambi.
It's gonna come true, bambi.
They think that we're through, but bambi,

You'll--taste--swell! You'll taste great!
Gonna have some deer on my plate!
Hunt'n here, hunt'n now,
Hunters; everyone’s putting out carrots! (carrots)

Clear the weeds! Clear a track!
Now just sit back on your butt and re-lax.
Take your gun. Take your bow.
Hunters; everyone’s putting out carrots! (carrots)

Your head’s spinning. Standing so close is a deer!
Feeder’s spinning! That two gallons is just the beginning!
Certain luck! Day and night!
You got nothing but deer in your sights!
You'll excel. Deer just ate.
I can tell. Just use bait.
That-little-deer-that's-chomp’n-there-is-through!
Hunters; everyone’s putting out carrots, for me and for you

You can do it, there’s no longer a ban!
We can do it, the NRC just saw to it!
Certain luck! Day and night!
You got nothing but deer in your sights!
Deer can smell. Deer can see
What’s for sure, they must eat!
And-that-little-deer-that's-chomp’n-there-is-through!
Hunters; everyone’s-putting-out-carrots-and-sugar-beets!
Everyone’s-putting-out-shelled-corn-and-pumpkin-seeds!
Everyone’s-putting-out-way-more-than-they-needs!
Everyone’s-putting-out-carrots---for--me--and--for--you!